Bingo Makes You Younger?

The growing phenomenon of online bingo can be directly correlated with the increasing life expectancy of people in the Western World an new study has revealed. The article published recently did not elaborate on the bingo aspect too much, but it can be safely assumed that bingo and especially online bingo is a contributing factor.

But one may ask, why is this? The author would argue that since online bingo brings so much happiness to the lives of so many part time gamers, that their laughter and happiness is contributing directly to their increased life spans.

With all the money won from online bingo, one can buy all kinds of life enhancing things such as rare and exotic fruit filled with nutrients, to a safer car to increase road safety. In this way the online bingo phenomenon make us all better off and must indeed make us younger.